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Bal

Azi am descoperit ca balul meu preferat ( singurul … ) nu este dupa vacanta ci inainte… si totodata ca rochita mea, in care arat absolut ravasitor (in opinia mea :p ) e acasa … I am zis sora mii sa mi o trimita si mi a replicat ca sa caut pe google … ca ar costa tot cam cat transportul.. Aveti mai jos primul rezultat al cautarii mele

Superb , nu i asa??? :):):)

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Mos craciun exista

Matematicieni si oameni de stiinta de peste tot sunt pe cale sa afle solutia finala la cea mai de neinteles intrebare dintotdeauna: cum reuseste Mos Craciun sa furnizeze 735430 milioane de cadouri intr-o singura noapte?

Aceasta este eterna intrebare care soseste in perioada Craciunului. Cum reuseste UN Mos Craciun sa livreze peste sapte sute de milioane de cadouri?

Esti pregatit sa urmezi argumentul empiric pentru a demonstra existenta mosului?
Sa incepem:
1. Imagineaza-ti un tip de ren zburator care exista cu adevarat. Pana la urma exista peste 300 000 specii nedescoperite inca pe planeta, asa ca, de ce nu?
2. Si imagineaza-ti ca ca peste 92 milioane de familii sarbatoresc Craciunul. Din cele 2 bilioane de copii existenti, sa consideram doar 15% din total, din moment ce Mosul nu trimite cadouricopiilor budisti, hindusi sau musulmani. Dupa spusele Biroului de recensamant al populatiei asta ar insemna un total de 92 de milioane de case.
3. Si imagineaza-ti ca cel putin un copil bun traieste in fiecare familie.
4. Si imagineaza-ti ca Mos Craciun lucreaza in jur de 31 ore lucratoare in timpul Craciunului.

Atunci Mos Craciun ar trebui asadar sa faca in medie 822 vizite pe secunda. In acest timp ar trebui sa sara din sania sa, sa caute cadoul potrivit, sa gaseasca cosul pe un acoperis alunecos, in liniste sa se strecoare inauntru, sa livreze cadoul, sa se ridice inapoi pe cos, sa alerge la sanie si sa continue.

Ca sa facem aceasta teorie mai usor de urmarit, nu vom lua in calcul timpul de mers in jurul lumii si de asemeni nu vom lua in considerare timpul de hranire al renilor. Dar toate ca toate sania Mosului ar trebuie sa se miste de 3000 de ori mai repede decat viteza sunetului desi un ren de obicei calatoreste nu mai repede de o medie de 20 km pe ora.

Chiar daca fiecare copil primeste doar o papusa sau un alt cadou mic (si usor), atunci sania deja ar cantari cateva tone. Si noi nici macar nu calculam pantecele Mosului…, in timp ce oricine ar putea cu usurinta sa argumenteze ca este cu siguranta o greutate substantiala.

Pe pamant un ren poate trage o greutate de aproape 500 kg si daca intr-adevar renii ar putea zbura (aceasta este inca o ipoteza), atunci ar fi nevoie de cel putin 200 000 de reni sa miste transortul asa de repede. Miscand o asa greutate asa de repede ar cauza o enorma rezistenta a aerului, comparabila cu o intrarea unei nave spatiale in atmosfera. Nava spatiala este asadar acoperita cu straturi subtiri de campuri protectoare si oricat de frumoasa ar fi palaria Mosului si cat de gros costulmul sau rosu ar fi, imbracamintea lui impresionanta nu ar fi niciodata in stare sa reziste la asa caldura. Asadar, Mosul nici macar nu ar fi supravietuit primului sau Craciun - nu este un gand prea frumos pentru copii nostri.

Asadar sa vedem lucrurile din alta perspectiva si sa incercam sa respingem declaratia anterioara. Sa incepem: viteza maxima a unui ren in aerul rece din decembrie de deasupra emisferei nordice este cunoscuta cu nemaipomenita precizie si asa este si greutatea Mosului si sania sa (pentru ca numarul copiilor si cadourile lor este deasemena cunoscut). Asa cum am mentonat, directia lui de zbor este de la est la vest si cu toate acestea, cand sunt luate impreuna, inseamna ca momentul vector al Mosului si incarcatura sa este stiut cu incredibila precizie.

O aplicatie elementara al principiului incertitudinii al lui Heisenberg admite solutia ca locatia lui Mos Craciun, in orice moment dat in Ajunul Craciunului, este foarte imprecisa. Asta ar insemna ca Mos Craciun este mai mult sau mai putin raspandit in jurul lumii in timpul Craciunului, crede asta pentru moment, nedorind sa intram in fizica cuantica!

Mos Craciun poate asadar sa existe cu usurinta, iar daca acceptam gaurile negre in spatiu ca adevarate, deasemeni inexplicabile, atunci pare plauzibil pentru noi.

Deci Mos Craciun exista!

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Disorder in the American Courts

True Words
Can’t Make This Stuff Up

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published
by court reporters who had the torment of biting their lip to stay calm
while these exchanges were taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
_____________________________________________________________
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
______________________________________________________________
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________________________________
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you’ve
forgotten?
______________________________________________________________
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_________________________________________________________
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
______________________________________________________________
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________________________________
Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he does
know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
______________________________________________________________
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
______________________________________________________________
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
______________________________________________________________
Q: So the date of conception of the baby was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
______________________________________________________________
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
______________________________________________________________
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________________________________
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
______________________________________________________________
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition which I
sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________________________________
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________________________________
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
A: Yes.
Q: What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
______________________________________________________________
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
______________________________________________________________
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
______________________________________________________________
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive, practicing law
somewhere.

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